100+ Iconic Quotes from The Office
In the realm of television comedy, few shows have had as profound an impact as The Office. Its unique blend of humor, relatable characters, and everyday office antics has created a lasting legacy that continues to resonate with audiences around the world. The series is not just a source of laughter; it’s also a wellspring of memorable quotes that capture the essence of workplace life, relationships, and the quirks of human nature.
From the hilariously awkward wisdom of Michael Scott to the eccentric yet insightful remarks from Dwight Schrute, The Office has gifted fans a collection of quotes that blend humor with genuine insight. Whether offering a laugh or a moment of reflection, these quotes have become a part of popular culture, often shared and referenced in everyday conversations. Join us as we dive into some of the most unforgettable quotes from The Office, celebrating their humor, wisdom, and timeless relevance.
- “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
- “I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
- “I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all, and it’s terrible.” – Michael Scott
- “I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” – Michael Scott
- “I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.” – Michael Scott
- “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
- “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
- “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott
- “I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.” – Pam Beesly
- “I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.” – Pam Beesly
- “I’m not saying I’m Superman, but let me just put it this way: if I were to be shot in the head, I’m pretty sure I’d be fine.” – Dwight Schrute
- “I am faster than 80% of all snakes.” – Dwight Schrute
- “I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.” – Dwight Schrute
- “When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that.” – Jim Halpert
- “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert (as Dwight Schrute)
- “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
- “I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath.” – Jim Halpert (as Sherlock Holmes for Halloween)
- “I am going to have a huge adrenaline crash.” – Michael Scott
- “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!” – Michael Scott
- “Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.” – Michael Scott
- “I love you this much.” – Kevin Malone
- “I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the ’60s, I made love to many, many women—often outdoors in the mud and the rain—and it’s possible a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.” – Creed Bratton
- “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky” – Michael Scott
- “I’m Kelly Kapoor, the business bitch.” – Kelly Kapoor
- “I am so happy that I am not attractive enough to be sexually harassed.” – Toby Flenderson
- “I am a black belt in gift wrapping.” – Andy Bernard
- “I’m not a bad guy. I’m a good guy who sometimes does bad things.” – Ryan Howard
- “It’s a real shame because studies have shown that more information gets passed through water cooler gossip than through official memos. Which puts me at a disadvantage because I bring my own water to work.” – Stanley Hudson
- “I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely not go.” – Oscar Martinez
- “I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers.” – Pam Beesly
- “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” – Michael Scott
- “I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor
- “When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go.” – Creed Bratton
- “I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me, but I never intended to use them.” – Michael Scott
- “You know what they say, fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice…strike three.” – Michael Scott
- “I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I’m talking about.” – Michael Scott
- “I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” – Kevin Malone
- “No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.” – Michael Scott
- “I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.” – Dwight Schrute
- “You can’t yell out ‘I need this, I need this’ as you pin down an employee on your lap.” – Michael Scott
- “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
- “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
- “I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.” – Dwight Schrute
- “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” – Jim Halpert (as Dwight Schrute)
- “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
- “I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath.” – Jim Halpert (as Sherlock Holmes for Halloween)
- “I am going to have a huge adrenaline crash.” – Michael Scott
- “I declare bankruptcy!” – Michael Scott
- “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” – Michael Scott
- “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
- “Well, well, well, how the turntables…” – Michael Scott
- “I am Beyoncé, always.” – Michael Scott
- “I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.” – Michael Scott
- “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott
- “No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.” – Michael Scott
- “I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I’m talking about.” – Michael Scott
- “I am not a bad person. When I left Staples, I took some of their leads with me, but I never intended to use them.” – Michael Scott
- “You can’t yell out ‘I need this, I need this’ as you pin down an employee on your lap.” – Michael Scott
- “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
- “Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott